Short Story
Moon Warning
At 3:00 AM, an official emergency alert jolted you awake. The message read: “Do not look up at the moon.”
At the same time, you discovered that your phone had received hundreds of messages from unknown numbers: “The night is so beautiful. Look out the window.”
Dating Eight Boyfriends Simultaneously
I was dating eight boyfriends at the same time.
They all treated me as a stand-in for someone else.
But I didn’t care.
As long as the money was right, they were all my precious darlings.
Later, they found out about each other.
And they absolutely lost it.
Bottle Woman
During an intimate moment, I accidentally scratched the tattoo on my boyfriend’s back, and he suddenly flew into a rage.
Feeling deeply wronged, I went to an emotional support livestream that night to talk about what happened.
The audience chimed in one after another to defend me, suspecting that my boyfriend’s feelings for me had changed.
Only the Host asked with a dead-serious expression:
“That tattoo on your boyfriend’s back-is it a bottle?”
Bargained Bride: A Time-Travel Romance
I was a child bride, bought by the Song Family for five taels of silver.
But Song Jitong didn’t like me; he preferred the daughter of the family living at the east end of the village.
I originally liked someone as handsome as Song Jitong, but eventually, I simply gave up on those feelings. I planned to repay my debt of gratitude to the Song Family, see Song Jitong off to the capital to become the Top Scholar, and then leave.
However, Song Jitong later appeared with an imperial marriage decree in one hand and my redemption money in the other. In the middle of the night, he cornered me against a wall just as I was trying to sneak away with my bags packed. Gritting his teeth, he hissed, “Jiang Miao’er, don’t you dare try to run away.”
Before I could even answer, this elegant Top Scholar-as refined as iris and orchid-was the first to turn red-eyed, looking just as aggrieved as he did when we were children.
“Elder Sister, please don’t abandon me…”
Death Countdown: Saved by the Chat
At 11:30 PM, I was home alone and ordered some takeout.
When the map showed the delivery driver was zero meters away, my phone rang.
I picked up, but there was nothing but silence on the other end-an eerie, unsettling quiet.
Impatient, I hung up. Just then, the driver sent me a private message: [I’m so sorry. I’m deaf and mute. I called you just to make sure you’d know your food had arrived immediately, but I couldn’t explain the situation over the phone. Please forgive me.]
[You must be waiting. I’ve already left the food at your door. Please pick it up as soon as possible.]
I was just about to open the door when several lines of bullet comments suddenly drifted across my vision.
[Don’t open the door! That person outside isn’t a delivery driver at all-he’s a murderer!]
[He called you so he could hear your voice and confirm whether you’re a woman living alone!]
[I’m so over this. The protagonists in these horror stories are always so brainless. This delivery guy is obviously suspicious, yet she’s still going to open the door.]
Deadly Encounter
I met a girl at a bar while I was away on business and ended up sleeping with her.
I thought it was just a one-night stand.
Little did I know, it was the beginning of a nightmare.
The Bone Demon in the Village
I am a Bone Demon, trapped for countless years within that cold, desolate graveyard.
No one can see me, and no one can hear me. I have spent centuries in solitary silence.
Until one midsummer, when the sun was shining just right.
A young girl came to sweep the graves, but she mistakenly offered her tributes to me.
I took a bite of a crisp peach and said, “Truly sweet.”
She froze for a moment, then covered her mouth and stifled a giggle.
“Next year, I’ll come again.”
True to her word, she returned year after year, bringing me crisp peaches every time.
Later, she died, and her remains were carelessly tossed into the graveyard.
Her five-year-old daughter, clutching the hand of a younger brother who had only just learned to walk, came to the graveyard day and night to wail for their mother.
I couldn’t stand the noise.
I possessed her body, crawled out from the straw mat, and clumsily gathered those two little brats into my arms.
“Keep crying, and Mother will eat you.”
Walking Beside You
For three nights in a row, my maid said the same thing in her sleep:
“It seems one of the chickens in the backyard is missing.”
I simply assumed she was exhausted from her daily chores and thought nothing of it.
That was until we encountered a landslide on our way to the Capital. My maid was killed in the disaster, but I was rescued by soldiers who arrived just in time.
Trembling and lost, I sought out the commanding officer, intending to reveal my true identity as the daughter of the Provincial Commander.
He glanced at the maid’s clothes I was wearing and suddenly asked:
“Are the hens still brooding lately?”
Swallows Flying in the Drizzle
Chapter 0
The Princess believed in living for pleasure.
During a palace banquet, I spared a single extra glance at the Crown Prince, and she had him delivered straight to my bed.
“So what if he’s the Crown Prince? As women, we must rise to the challenge!”
Afterward, the Crown Prince demanded that I take responsibility for him.
The Princess blocked me, refusing to allow it. She declared with righteous indignation, “If you give him an official status, how are you supposed to keep having fun in the future?”
Later, when enemy troops surrounded the imperial palace, I rushed to tell her to flee for her life. Instead, I found her in her tent, favoring dozens of male consorts.
“Princess, look at the time! It’s too late!”
She finally realized the gravity of the situation. “You’re right. Here, I’ll share half of them with you.”
And so, I was delayed as well.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that the Hostage Prince from the enemy nation would be among those male consorts.
Just before he was about to be rescued, I ruined his virtue. He was so furious he ground his teeth in rage.
The Princess and I were captured together. Tied behind horses and dragged along the ground, we were sent to the Great Yan Palace.
To scratch out a living, I confessed my love to the Hostage Prince, claiming I only took his body because I loved him, and begged for his protection.
Unexpectedly, the Princess stepped forward and said, “You fool, you actually believe that? To her, you’re just one of-”
The Hostage Prince drew his sword on the spot, demanding an answer: “Exactly how many men have you had before me?”
“I’m truly done with you! Princess, you’re my living ancestor! Aren’t we unlucky enough already?”
I was so enraged that I coughed up blood and died.
The Princess, however, was so notoriously debauched in her speech and conduct that the enemy soldiers wanted to humiliate her, yet they feared she might actually enjoy it. Left with no other choice, they allowed her to live out her final years in peace.
Carrying my corpse on her back, the Princess declared that since she could no longer seek pleasure in the days to come, she would rather die. She threw herself onto a sword and ended her life immediately.
Reborn into a new life, I have returned to the day I entered the palace to save her.
After I Lit My Nemesis’s Life Lamp, the Immortal Sect Forced Us to Bond
I was ordered by my master to assassinate Han Zhaoye, the Young Master of the Demonic Sect. Instead, standing beside the broken blade buried in his chest, I lit a Life Lamp to sustain his ebbing life. From that moment on, if he was injured, I spat blood; if he sought death, I was the one driven mad. Now, the entire Immortal Sect says he and I should become Dao Companions. But what they don’t know is that fourteen years ago, in the great fire of Floating White City, our lives had already been bound together by another’s hand.