Short Story
My Phoenix Emperor
When I was a child, I fought with wild dogs for food. On the verge of starvation, someone shared half a steamed bun with me.
To repay his kindness, I disguised myself as a boy and stayed by his side as a servant.
This man was once the most noble Crown Prince of the dynasty.
One day, he fell from grace, reduced to ruin, and was humiliated and trampled by his lifelong enemy.
Later, he became the mad emperor whom everyone feared.
Yet on a snowy night, he took his own life, and before his death, pleaded desperately:
“Yunling, don’t look at me… I’m so filthy.”
When I opened my eyes again, time had rewound twenty years.
The Imperial Tutor harbored the ambitions of a Wolf, the general eyed the throne like a tiger, and the imperial brother plotted in secret.
Only the Little Highness remained innocent and pure, completely unaware.
In this life, I have come only to protect him.
My Wife Doesn’t Want Me Anymore
My wife suddenly wanted to check my phone.
I wasn’t nervous at all.
Until she sent a message in the Brothers Group.
“Guys, guess which girl I’m with right now?”
Myopic Heroine Conquers the Horror Game
After I entered the horror game, my severe nearsightedness made everything blurry.
I treated the Blood-Dress Ghost Loli as my own daughter, cherished the Big Boss as my husband, and honored the Old Weirdness as my parents.
The first time we met, I grabbed the Big Boss’s abs and exclaimed:
“Great physique, but it’s a pity you’re a bit short.”
The Big Boss laughed angrily, reattached the severed head to his neck, and ground his teeth:
“I’m 1.86 meters tall. Take another look now?”
Nightmare in the Lonely Building
While I was taking a bath, my phone suddenly popped up a message.
[There has been a vicious murder in the city, the killer is on the loose. Citizens are advised to lock doors and windows and not go outside.]
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
“Hello, Property Management here to check doors and windows.”
My hand holding the phone trembled.
There’s no Property Management in our neighborhood.
Our Final Spring
The day I found out I had cancer.
He Wei frowned and said coldly to me, “Do you think anyone would be sad if you died? No one would feel bad about it.”
I said, “Whatever.”
Then I sincerely wished him, “I hope you’ll do as you say.”
After all, the year my brother died saving me, everyone looked at me and said:
“Why wasn’t it you who died?”
Later, I stood on the rooftop of the abandoned building where my brother passed away and jumped off.
But He Wei, why were you crying?
Reborn to Ruin Him
The day I gave birth, the situation was critical.
I begged Zhang Shuai to sign the consent form for a C-section, but his mother wouldn’t allow it.
Through the door, he shouted anxiously, “Zhaozhao, try a little harder, you can definitely give birth naturally.”
In the end, I suffered an amniotic fluid embolism and both mother and child died.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back at fifteen.
Zhang Shuai stopped me at the entrance of the village: “Zhaozhao, I heard you’re going to Vocational School too?”
Scapegoat
A year ago, on a whim, I told my wife a story.
Because the content was bizarre and the details were too realistic, she was scared out of her wits.
Afterwards, I deeply regretted it and emphasized countless times that the story was made up. But her trust in me had already collapsed, and the look in her eyes was filled with fear.
That night, she ran into the bathroom, locked the door, and called the police.
As a result, I ended up in jail.
Now, I am sorting out the whole incident as follows.
Secretly Replacing My Husband’s Lube with 502
I found a bottle of women’s lubricant in my husband’s bag.
I didn’t argue or make a scene.
I quietly replaced it with a bottle of 502 super glue.
At 2 a.m., the new postpartum nanny was taken to the emergency room.
Snow White’s Chains
I held my little sister’s hand as we crossed the street.
A police officer stopped me and asked, “Whose hand are you holding?”
I glanced at the empty space behind me and smiled.
From the moment I decided to become a criminal, I never thought of regretting it.
Spring Comes Every Day
I was born in Qingshi Town, the daughter of a respectable family who ran a rice shop.
Later, I ended up living under someone else’s roof at the Censor’s Mansion, serving as a maid.
The Second Young Master wanted to take me as his concubine, but I said that Colonel Chao from Kaizhou was my Brother-in-law. They did not believe me.
It was not until the mansion hosted a banquet for guests that Lord Chao, the former bandit chief, accidentally crushed the wine cup in his hand and smiled at Zhang Censor, saying, “I hear your Second Young Master wishes to take my wife’s younger sister as a concubine?”