Short Story
The Poisonous Tongue Appraiser
I’m the number one antique appraisal streamer on the entire internet.
Because I’m good at what I do, have a terrible temper, and always look like I rolled out of a dumpster, netizens jokingly call me “Mei Chaofeng.”
It’s perfectly normal for viewers who join my livestream to get roasted by me.
“Sister Chao, how do I turn on my camera?”
“Figure it out yourself. You’ve got two eggs hanging under your eyebrows, but all they do is blink instead of see.”
“Sister Chao, what do I do if I can’t switch screens?”
“You’re a living, breathing person. Don’t tell me you’re going to let a piss break kill you. Just go be stupid somewhere else.”
“Sister Chao, does this look authentic?”
“Calling that garbage would be an insult to waste sorting.”
Until the person who connected with me was a pure, handsome hunk with the sweetest, softest little vibe.
His face flushed red as he held up a pile of “junk,” fumbling all over the place.
“Sister… I’m sorry… I couldn’t figure out how to flip the camera.”
And there I was, chin propped in my hand, smiling as gentle as could be.
“It’s okay. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how. I’ll teach you, okay? No rush.”
The viewers in the livestream couldn’t sit still anymore.
[Did she just change faces???]
[Double-Standard Sister!!!]
After I found out the handsome guy’s family had gone bankrupt and he’d been forced to become a male model, I verbally advised him to get out of that line of work as soon as possible.
In my heart, however, I was already calculating how to get my hands on him for a little fun.
But later, the “junk” he took out turned out to be more valuable than the last.
Among them, that emerald gemstone haunted my every thought.
The pitiful little thing transformed into a noble young master. He loomed over me, trapping me in the corner of the bed.
The outer corner of his eye, marked with a tear mole, curved slightly as his predatory gaze swept inch by inch over my skin.
At his fair throat, the emerald swayed gently.
“Give me what I want, Sister, and I’ll give you what you want.”
Tug His Tie, Tempt His Composure
Fu Shiyu, the crown prince of Beijing’s elite circles, was famously untouchable.
I worked as his chief interpreter for three years.
He still never managed to remember my full name.
Until the day I “ran into” him at the gallery he often visited, my fingertip brushing over his Adam’s apple.
“CEO Fu, your tie is crooked.”
He pinned me against the floor-to-ceiling window and bit my earlobe.
“Who are you calling CEO Fu?
“Say that again. I dare you.”
When a Fanfiction Writer Encounters the Real-Name System
I’m a fanfic writer with nearly a million followers on Big-Eyed Guy.
My OTP? A wildly popular young actress and a famous up-and-coming director.
Soon, self-media accounts across the entire internet would be required to register under their real names, and verified influencers with over a million followers would be the first batch to go public.
The moment I got wind of it, I deleted my account and ran.
Because I was that wildly popular young actress.
But netizens loved drama far too much to let it go. They started posting gossip threads across every major social media platform: Girl, who the hell are you?
Bad Dog
The first time I met Li Shuyu…
He had black hair, black clothes, and black-rimmed glasses.
He looked ascetic and buttoned-up.
Only after spending some time with him did I realize just how wrong I had been.
This seemingly aloof man would take off his glasses at night,
put in his lip stud and tongue stud, and say thickly,
“Don’t tremble, jiejie.”
Don’t Mess with the Action Faction
My brother went on a trip with a few friends.
Mom told me to video-call him and check in.
The call connected, and the screen filled with a man’s bare upper body, his pecs on full display.
He rubbed his hair with a towel and said casually, as if it were the most natural thing in the world,
“Your brother’s taking a shower in the room next door. His charging cable broke, so his phone’s charging over here with me.”
I stared at the image on the screen, unable to snap out of it for a long moment.
Then that fair, handsome face suddenly leaned closer to the camera, a wicked smile curving his lips.
“Am I that good-looking? Want to see for yourself in person sometime?”
Seven Mirrors Bureau: Demon Queller
While escorting a shipment through the mountains, I found a woman out in the wilds.
I immediately had someone take her back to Cloud City, and even wrote a letter to my husband.
But half a month later, when I returned,
I found An Chao tangled up with that woman in bed.
An Chao kissed her and murmured, “Ning Qiniang is coarse and rough. She can’t compare to your sweet gentleness.”
I kicked the door open.
Even in his panic, An Chao did not forget to shield the woman behind him.
“Qiniang, Rou Rou is a helpless orphan girl. Since you sent her back here, didn’t you mean for me to take her as a concubine?”
I was so furious I laughed.
An Chao had been blinded by the woman’s beauty. He clearly hadn’t read my letter carefully.
She was no orphan girl.
She was a fox woman!
The Marquis’s White Moonlight Turned Out to Be Me
When I went to the Capital to seek refuge with my elder sister, I saved two young noblemen who were being robbed by river bandits.
I had heard that nobles in the Capital loved nothing more than repaying a life-saving debt with their hand in marriage.
So I took both of their personal jade pendants.
My plan was to make careful inquiries about their character once I arrived in the Capital, then decide whether or not I wanted to claim that debt of gratitude.
Who would have thought that the moment I saw my sister, I would hear the strangest thing?
On her way to the Capital, the Marquis’s Mansion’s cousin young lady had saved the Fourth Young Master and the Fifth Young Master. Now, she was being honored as a distinguished guest.
As for me, a wild girl from Nanzhou, I was instantly made to look like a little beggar beside that refined and well-mannered cousin young lady.
Even my sister was worried. “Now the Old Madam will definitely be in a hurry to arrange a marriage for the cousin young lady first. What are you going to do?”
Rental House Literature
After graduating from college, I moved into a shared rental with my rich second-generation boyfriend and started a business from scratch.
I was the one building the company. He was the one suffering through it with me.
Every day, I came home exhausted to our small apartment.
And every time, he would have a fragrant, steaming meal ready for me.
Life was hard, but we both felt happy.
Until one day, I saw the barrage comments:
[Oh my god, the male lead is still here suffering through this startup with his ex-girlfriend. When is the female lead finally going to show up?]
[The male lead is still too young. His parents already paved a golden road for him, but he refuses to take it and insists on staying in a rental eating instant noodles with his ex.]
[It’s fine. Once the ex-girlfriend’s startup fails and she starts drinking and getting violent, and later even cheats on him right in front of him, he’ll obediently go back and inherit the family business.]
[But honestly, summer, a rental apartment, bare skin, heads down and working hard… the sexual tension between these two is insane.]
Carefree
When I was young, I found the Crown Princess and took her begging for three years.
Later, after she was retrieved, the Emperor recognized me as his adopted son.
Everyone assumed I would marry the Crown Princess.
But she became engaged to the Duke’s legitimate son.
On her birthday, she declared with a mocking smile in front of everyone: “How could someone of royal blood be matched with a beggar?”
I raised my cup and sincerely wished her a worry-free life, year after year.
She didn’t know yet that I had already accepted the imperial decree of a marriage alliance.
And from that year on, she would have no worries, and no Ziyou.
Cheng Ling’s Choice
The new boss was taking over, and I stood in the hallway with a group of young women to welcome him.
He stopped in front of me and said in a low voice,
“I want to go in.”
My face went hot.
Back then, on that narrow little bed, when he held me with burning breaths and begged me in a low voice again and again…
Those were the words he loved saying most.