Short Story
The Secret Crush Chronicles of a Chuunibyou Boy
I was helping my mom sell grilled sausages by the roadside when a handsome guy in a cap scanned the QR code to pay. He gave his phone a little shake, signaling that the payment had gone through.
I smiled and nodded. Then my gaze suddenly sharpened, landing on the pale, prominent bone of his wrist.
There was a tiny black tattoo there.
I narrowed my eyes slightly and recognized it.
It was that bastard Chen Wen.
His friend came over, hooked an arm around his neck, and urged him on. “Come on, Chen Wen. Let’s go to the usual spot.”
But Chen Wen just had to do the opposite of what I wanted. He took two steps toward me, bent down, and met my eyes. A moment later, recognition dawned. He let out a laugh, his eyes curving like peach blossom petals.
“Is that… Boss Tang?”
“…”
After the Good Girl Toyed with the Proud Young Master
The Pei family funded me for ten years, and Pei Shaoye hated me for ten years.
Because not only was I a top student, I was also well-behaved.
The proud and untamable young master once spoke of me with disdain to his friends.
“She’s so full of it, just a bookworm who only knows how to study. Without my family’s funding, she’d be nothing.”
When I won another scholarship, Pei’s father asked me what reward I wanted.
I said I wanted Pei Shaoye.
“Great, with you, Xiaoye will surely mend his ways.”
That very night, I had Pei Shaoye pinned beneath me on the bed, kissing him breathlessly.
With an indifferent face, I watched his lashes tremble and his neck flush red.
“Am I learning well, Young Master Pei?”
“What the hell… What kind of book is this?”
“Forcing Rebellious Men: A Smutty Po18 Novel. Forgot to tell you-top students don’t just study well, we also rock it in action.”
Long Time No See
During school, Yu Sili was dazzling, the center of everyone’s admiration.
The only one he liked was me.
He spoiled me beyond measure, but when we broke up, I shattered all his pride, nearly costing him his life.
He hated me for five years.
Later, we met again.
Yu Sili had become a top star, with a beautiful fiancée.
Someone asked him, “In your school days, did you ever love someone so much it tore you apart?”
He smiled and said, “Never.”
Raising a Husband
On the day the Xiao Family ran into disaster, the servants all scrambled to grab whatever valuables they could find. Unable to outfight them, I could only take away the nine-year-old Second Young Master, who still couldn’t speak.
Later, after the storm had passed, he asked me if I would be his concubine.
The Crybaby Mermaid and Her Northeastern System
I transmigrated into a Merfolk Princess who burst into tears at the drop of a hat.
The System wanted me to bully the brooding villain before his Dragon Transformation.
I swam up to him and, trembling all over, slapped his face with my fishtail.
“B-bas… bastard.”
The System lectured me, “Own it! Put your back into it!”
Later, the villain completed his Dragon Transformation and became the Lord of the Four Seas.
He pinned my fishtail beneath the dragon claw of his lower body, his voice hoarse.
“Not enough. Again.”
The Femme Fatale
I was abducted as a child, but because I had fair skin and a pretty face,
I was carefully trained into a temptress made to ensnare wealthy young masters.
That night, in the most extravagant luxury suite in Macau,
Zhao Rongzheng lay there, languid and sated, his gaze falling on me as I wept like a flower in the rain.
“Stop crying. I’ll pay off your brother’s debt for him. From now on, you stay with me.”
I took the money, coaxed him with sweet words, and then vanished without a trace.
Five years later, news that the Seventh Young Master of the Zhao Family was divorcing his wife to marry a widow shook all of Hong Kong.
Zhao Rongzheng, now the man in power over the Zhao Family, personally stepped forward to handle this sordid scandal.
Seated high above me, he looked down at my meek, submissive, pitifully vulnerable appearance.
“What is it? Does every man in the Zhao Family have to fall into your hands at least once?”
Moonlight in the Forest Stream
For five years, I brought meals to the scholar next door.
When he passed the imperial examinations as Tanhua, he did not come back to marry me.
Others laughed at me for being foolish. Though it hurt, I still waved it off and pretended to be carefree.
Then, one year, Mother was beaten half to death by the principal wife. Clinging to what little old affection remained, I cast aside my dignity and went to beg him.
I begged him to find a way to invite Doctor Dong, the most renowned physician in Shangjing City, to come take a look at her, and to help me obtain some good medicine for my mother.
The scholar advised me with a troubled expression, “It isn’t that I won’t help you. It’s just… how could I possibly interfere in your father’s inner household? I know Mother has been wronged, but as a concubine, how could she never suffer a beating?”
Years later, the scholar was implicated by others and demoted, and came to beg at my door.
By then, I was already Lady Jun, a First-rank Imperial Mandate Lady, not someone ordinary people could meet at will.
People of the time had a saying: Better to offend Lord Zichen than to offend Lady Jun.
I idly picked at the gold foil on my nail guard and said slowly,
“It isn’t that I won’t help you. It’s just… I am only a woman of the inner quarters. How could I possibly have any say in affairs of court? Besides, as an official and a subject, how could one never suffer a grievance?”
Poison Apple
I transmigrated into the villainess’s… apple.
That’s right, the Poison Apple from Snow White’s stepmother.
On the very first day after transmigrating, I cried because I was so ugly.
Damn it, half red and half green.
Maybe because I was crying too loudly, the Magic Mirror next door cautiously poked me.
“Um… actually, I think you’re the most… special… apple in this world.”
I paused, then glanced at his slightly reddened mirror surface.
“…Thanks, Comfort Hero.”
Snow Rose
I stole my sister’s man.
During the year she was abroad, the man she’d been longing for all these years came to me with her photo in hand.
“Do you know the girl in this photo?”
I took off my mask, revealing a face identical to my sister’s, and smiled sweetly.
“Are you looking for me?”
The Pride of Heaven
After disguising myself as a man and joining the army in my husband’s place, I failed to endure the loneliness and kept a lover on the side.
When the war ended and I returned home, I discovered that my husband had taken a concubine too.
Well, now I didn’t feel guilty anymore. We were even!
But then I saw that beautiful concubine.
I was utterly stunned.
Can someone please tell me why my lover had become my husband’s concubine?