Mystery
The Courtesan Saint
Chapter 0
The storm had passed.
Uncle Xiong rolled off me, sated, pillowing his head on my arm as the tip of his nose nuzzled into the hollow of my neck.
“I know every girl at Golden Sand Beach has a story, Shaluo. I want to hear yours.”
“Sure. Do you want the long version or the short one?”
“The long one.”
The long version wasn’t that long, either.
Awakening the Orchid Fate
Spending the night in an abandoned temple, I found a thin gauze handkerchief wreathed in fragrance. After nightfall, someone murmured beneath the window:
“My lady, have you perchance seen the handkerchief this humble scholar left behind?”
Through the crack in the door, the figure outside looked so ethereal that it seemed he might drift away on the wind at any moment.
At his words, I couldn’t help recalling the rumors about this place.
They said this temple had been abandoned for ages, and that seductive ghosts haunted the area. Any traveler who got entangled with them would either have their essence sucked dry or be dragged into another world, vanishing without a trace.
With that in mind, I hurriedly cracked open the window and tossed out the piece of cloth I had used to wipe the floor, the windowsill, and my stinky feet.
The other party caught it with lightning-fast reflexes.
Then he stared down at the gauze scarf in his hand, now crumpled and ruined like dried pickled greens, and fell into deep contemplation.
I Died a Hundred Times Trapped in the Office Building
I was trapped in the company building, dying in a loop ninety-nine times.
The ways I died were varied: the elevator falling, electrocution from the copier, a pen tip piercing my brow…
Each time I opened my eyes, it was nine o’clock sharp on the same morning, just as I sat down at my desk.
After seeking help multiple times, my Physics Professor Husband finally believed me.
Following his instructions, I searched step by step for a way to escape the cycle of death.
But on the hundredth time, I saw the Jade Bracelet my husband had secretly bought, worn on the hand of an Aloof Female Colleague beside me.
…
On the 101st attempt, I decided to face the desperate situation head-on, determined to leave the building alive!
I’m Crazy About Clearing Levels in the Horror Game
When Chu Yue woke up, he found himself thrown into a horror escape game.
A White Fox calmly informed him that this Instance had a one hundred percent mortality rate, and a bratty little kid would try to yank his pajamas off at the slightest provocation. After several days of clawing his way through just to stay alive, Chu Yue finally made it out of the game-only to realize it seemed he’d brought something… unbelievable back with him.
The fancy chocolates a client from the company had given him? Gone.
The jelly his little niece had left at his place? Gone.
The premium whiskey his friend had gifted him for his birthday? Gone.
Chu Yue: “You can eat my stuff, fine, but could you not scare me in the middle of the night?”
Someone: “I have to keep an eye on you. If you suddenly decide to run away, I can always just eat you instead.”
Chu Yue: “…”
A few days later, when he entered the game again, he came prepared.
Chu Yue understood one thing very clearly: he was different from the other players who were dragged into this game.
He was entering the game to have his wish granted-and even more so, to pay off a debt…
“Player 099’s redemption challenge has begun. Are you ready?”
Wife Sacrifice
I’m a washed-up, eighteenth-tier starlet who spent three years playing the submissive role just to marry into the Jiang Family, the wealthiest clan in the Beijing circle.
My three-hundred-million-yuan ‘wedding of the century’ to Jiang Yuan, the family’s only son, instantly shot to the top of the trending searches.
However, a big shot from the metaphysics circle claimed I had the face of a concubine.
The livestream chat exploded immediately:
“That’s hilarious. It’s the year 3202-who still becomes a concubine?”
“Is it possible they don’t mean a concubine, but a mistress?”
My expression darkened. I joined the livestream and pulled out my marriage certificate for everyone to see.
To my surprise, the master simply said:
“Among the living, you are indeed the primary wife.
“But if we’re counting the dead… well, that’s a different story.”
One Thousand and Three Nights
My virginity was sold by my family to a seventy-year-old tycoon for the steep price of one million yuan.
The price was fair, all things considered. After all, I wasn’t just selling my virtue; I was selling my life.
On our wedding night, the old man squeezed my throat and asked, “Do you have any final wishes?”
To stay alive, I told him three stories.
And then, I made a prophecy.
“You will die within my third story.”
Seven-Day School Lockdown Rules Horror
The school was locked down for seven days. Every one of us received a text message:
[Please follow these 25 rules. You may only leave once the school lockdown is lifted in seven days. As for those students who leave early…]
Testing the Gray House
My name is Zhou Jiu, and I’m a professional haunted-house test sleeper.
Tonight, the company assigned me a new job: the old house where my entire family burned to death fifteen years ago.
But that house had long since been reduced to a barren wasteland.
I returned with a black-and-white photograph of the fire scene.
In the shadows of that photo, a person who looked exactly like me was already waiting at the door.
The Earth Master Girl: Seeks a Jiangtou Sorcerer
While staying at a hotel, I discovered a headless corpse under my bed.
Time of death was less than an hour ago, making me the prime suspect.
The police arrested me, but I told them the corpse would come back to life by nightfall.
Everyone thought I was insane. What they didn’t know was that I am the sole successor of the Earth Master lineage.
And this corpse belonged to a Jiangtou Practitioner who could use the Flying Head Jiangtou.
After Becoming a Mushroom
I am a mushroom. But my master doesn’t see it that way.
Whenever I tell him I’m a mushroom that gained sentience, he just lets out a long, heavy sigh.
Aside from that, he’s very good to me. He cooks for me, buys me clothes, watches boring arthouse movies with me…
On every late night I spend curled up in the corner, after he gets home from working overtime, he quietly carries me back to bed.
He even told me he wanted to have a child with me. At that, I clutched my stomach and burst out laughing.
“Please. How could a human and a mushroom possibly have a baby?”
We reproduce by spores. Have you never heard of reproductive isolation?
…
Until one day, I stared at the pregnancy test with two bright lines on it and completely short-circuited.