Modern Day
Nan Yu
I finally plucked up the courage to drug my brother.
Unexpectedly, I wasn’t very tired that night, but I ended up falling into a deep sleep myself and didn’t wake up until dawn the next day.
The second time.
I mustered my courage and tried to drug him again.
Once more, I slept like a log until morning.
When I woke up, my brother was in the kitchen cooking.
The bright morning sun shone on him, making his hair appear almost pale gold.
Hearing me move, he turned around and flashed me a smile.
He looked like an angel descending from heaven.
“Zhiyu.”
“I made your favorite pumpkin pancakes.”
Clutching my aching conscience, I drugged him for the third time that night.
And once again, I enjoyed the sleep of a baby.
-I finally began to suspect my brother.
The Unexpected Child
Two years into our marriage, I finally became pregnant.
But then my husband brought home an eight-year-old girl.
That girl called him “Dad.”
The Neighbors Next Door Are Driving Me Quackers
A couple lived next door to me, and they were like tinder and flint-always ready to ignite.
Every night, their loud, frantic wailing kept me from getting a wink of sleep.
I tried reasoning with them, I tried cursing them out, and I even called the police, but nothing worked.
So, I decided to start pursuing his wife.
On Valentine’s Day, I went out of my way to tuck a small note inside a bouquet of roses: “Your husband hasn’t found out about us yet, has he?” Then, her husband absolutely blew his top.