Historical
The Survival Rules of a Villainess
My father was famous throughout the surrounding villages for being a good man.
One freezing winter during a famine, he gave the last of our rice to a mother and child passing by.
After they left, they told everyone they met that my family still had grain.
The starving refugees, driven mad by hunger, came to our door to steal it, only to find an empty rice jar.
Humiliated and enraged, they forced my three-year-old sister into their arms and carried her away.
“If there’s no rice, then your daughter will do!”
I ran after them. In the end, all I found in the ruined temple was my sister’s mangled remains.
When I returned home, my father wailed through his tears, “I was trying to save people! It’s not my fault… That was just her fate!”
He saved someone else. In the end, my sister died, and I died too, in the bitter winter when I was fifteen.
When I opened my eyes again, I saw my father handing the freshly cooked rice to that mother and child.
I picked up the flower hoe beside me and stepped up behind him.
The Thorn Hairpin
The first thing Lu Xiangzhi did after becoming the top scorer in the imperial examination was divorce his wife.
“The Shen family woman is virtuous enough, but far too dull.”
He married a woman from a brothel, while I remarried a spoiled heir.
Lu Xiangzhi believed I had only married that ignorant, good-for-nothing dandy out of spite.
He thought a Shen family woman valued wifely virtue above all else, while that dandy was too unruly to be managed.
It would not be long, he assumed, before the man grew tired of a dull woman like me.
He waited half a year, yet never heard that I had been cast aside.
When Lu Xiangzhi finally could not resist coming to see me, I was holding a discipline ruler and tapping my dandy husband’s head with it, rather helplessly saying, “The teacher explained it three times. You still don’t understand?”
My dandy husband wrapped an arm around my waist and grinned like a shameless rogue.
“I don’t. I want a kiss.”
The Truman Brothel
It has been three years since I transmigrated into this brothel.
I have mastered the arts of seduction, and no one knows better than I how to make a man lose his very soul in ecstasy.
But then, I overheard a group of new girls gossiping.
“It’s hilarious. Our Flower Queen really thinks she’s living in ancient times.”
“A refined Female Doctor, tricked into working as a whore for three years. These rich people really know how to have a good time.”
“Do you think she’d go insane if she found out this was all orchestrated by her ‘Young Marquis’?”
“Shh! Every actor who comes in here has signed a life-and-death waiver. Who would dare let her know?”
I froze in place, as if plunged into a pit of ice.
Could it be that these three years of transmigration were nothing more than a scam?
Before I could regain my composure, the Young Marquis’s cold voice suddenly rang out from behind me.
“Fudong, what are you doing here?”
The Unwanted Concubine
I was the bedchamber maid of the Second Master of the Marquis’ Mansion.
I heard he was quite handsome, but incapable of performing as a man, which had only made his temper stranger by the day.
So on the day I was to attend his bed, I stewed him an enormous pot of lamb tails. “My lord, as they say, for limp-tail syndrome, you supplement form with form…”
Before I could say another word, he lifted his eyes and smiled.
“Get out.”
The Vanished Heiress
Seven days before the grand wedding, the legitimate daughter of the Marquis Manor, who had gone to offer incense and pray for blessings, vanished at Xiangguo Temple.
The matriarch made a prompt decision.
Taking over a hundred manor servants who had signed death contracts, she surrounded Xiangguo Temple, sealing it off into an impenetrable fortress to suppress the news.
The Old Marquis entered the palace overnight to submit a memorial, claiming that my legitimate sister had made a great vow to pray for the Imperial Family and plead for rain to alleviate the suffering of the common people before her wedding.
On the day of the grand wedding, she would be married off directly from Xiangguo Temple.
A room full of maids and older servant women, along with me, a concubine-born daughter, knelt huddled together, everyone trembling like leaves.
Because we knew that if my legitimate sister wasn’t found in one piece within seven days… We would all die.
The Virtuous Wife Charm
After being reborn on my wedding night, I fed the male lead the Virtuous Wife Charm.
The world-hopping woman tried to become his concubine.
He said, “How could one man promise himself to two women?”
The world-hopping woman gave him high-yield superior seeds.
He said, “With such a divine treasure, why would my wife ever need to worry about failing in her great cause?”
The world-hopping woman broke down.
“You useless piece of trash! If this keeps up, how are you supposed to rise up and rule the world?”
He said, “My wife can dominate a region all on her own. Why would I need to rise up and rule the world?”
On the day I ascended the throne, his charm broke.
“You vile woman! How dare you usurp my legacy!” His eyes nearly split with rage.
I propped my chin on my hand. “Someone, this man has shown disrespect to Us. Kill him.”
The Wet Nurse of the Manor
I was a peasant woman whose child had died. At night, my breasts would swell until the pain was unbearable, but I was afraid my husband and mother-in-law would scold me, so I could only go out to the ridges between the fields alone to relieve myself.
I never expected to come across a man lying gravely wounded by the roadside.
He kept rasping, “Thirsty… so thirsty…”
I couldn’t help myself, so I let him have a mouthful of milk.
Later, I went to the General’s Mansion to serve as the Young Master’s wet nurse.
The Young Master was naughty and refused to drink.
I glanced at the Young General beside me and teased him.
“Young Master, if you still won’t drink, I’ll give it to your elder brother instead.”
That night, in a daze, I heard the Young General talking to the Young Master.
“Little ancestor, are you drinking or not? At least make a sound!”
The Widow Remarries
I was the famous beauty for miles around.
Oval face, shapely figure, hardworking. Suitors came asking for my hand from one end of the village to the other.
After weighing my options again and again, I chose Shen Jingzhi.
He was the only scholar in the several villages near us, with clean, handsome features, a gentle way of speaking, and a scholarly air no one else had.
My parents said he had a bright future ahead of him.
If I married him, maybe I’d even end up a government official’s wife someday.
They were only half right. Shen Jingzhi did indeed earn an excellent ranking later on.
But he was also unexpectedly taken back by the General’s Mansion and, in the blink of an eye, turned into a young master from a powerful family.
He didn’t want anything to do with his past anymore.
Neither I nor my mother-in-law was wanted anymore.
The Worst Start Survival Guide
I transmigrated.
Straight into a run-down brothel.
The lowest, dirtiest corner of Tongzhi Alley.
When I first arrived, my immediate thought was to kill the madam.
Then escape with my life.
But I soon realized the hard part wasn’t killing the madam.
The real challenge was figuring out how to stay alive after I did.
This Life for You
I stayed by his side from his impoverished youth until he held the world in his palm.
Yet, I was forced to watch as he elevated my half-sister to the status of equal wife and executed my entire family.
I met a miserable end. Given a second chance at life, I watch as his back bows in defeat, his body trembling with regret.
I burn our marriage contract. I wish him a meteoric rise and a boundless future.
A boundless future, without me.