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How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
Sis, I Want to Chase My Dream in the Entertainment Industry
Chapter 0
The year I turned thirty-two, I kept a poor college boy.
One day, passing by the university, I saw Shi Jin with a girl caged in his arms.
His eyes were red, wronged yet restrained. “Please don’t think I’m dirty…”
It was a perfectly straightforward sugar arrangement.
So why did he make it sound as if I had defiled him?
If he thought it was dirty, plenty of people wouldn’t.
I exhaled a stream of smoke, turned to the blond college boy passing by in head-to-toe fakes, and said,
“Ask him whether he’s willing to call someone mommy.”
Green Grapes
When I was sixteen, the Zhou Family bought me to be a breeder for their lame son, Zhou Yuqing, to bear him children.
Though the agreement was for me to arrive in June, I reported to the Zhou Family in March.
I did this for two reasons: first, to save my own family some grain, and second, to leave a good impression on my future master.
But Zhou Yuqing despised me for being a country bumpkin and called me stupid.
He said I wasn’t nearly as delicate or pretty as Miss Su next door.
Even as he shared my bed, he looked down on me for being dirty.
“You must bathe four times with green jasmine and white champaca, then comb your hair with osmanthus oil. Miss Su uses osmanthus oil-have you got that through your head? ”
“If you serve me well next time, this young master might just grant you a formal title.”
I nodded, scrubbing myself with a loofah until I nearly rubbed my skin raw.
Suddenly, someone grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and hauled me, dripping wet, out of the tub.
It was Madam Liu, the broker who had sold me. She was in a frantic rush as she dragged my naked, fragrant body toward the door.
“Good heavens! It’s all wrong, all wrong! It wasn’t the Zhou Family who bought you-it was the Zou Family!”
How the Crown Princess Academy Went Bankrupt
Xu Man is forced into the Crown Princess Academy with only one goal: get her tuition back and save her ailing father.
When the academy uses rules and money to grind its noble students into submission, she joins forces with her classmates, exposes its corruption through a single ledger, brings the bride-training institution to a halt, and balances the books for women determined to win back their freedom.
The Grave We Share
On the third day after being diagnosed with Stomach Cancer, I chose a grave for myself.
They say the feng shui is especially good.
It’s supposed to bless me so that in my next life, I won’t be the real daughter everyone despises.
No one will steal my parents, my brother, or everything else from me.
No longer… unloved.
I burned my photos and clothes, erased every trace of my existence.
Then I slit my wrists, lay down in the bathtub, and waited peacefully for death.
But then the Cemetery Center suddenly called me:
“Miss Lu, we’re terribly sorry.”
“Two Agents accidentally sold the same plot.”
“This grave was also sold to another gentleman.”
“Would you… mind moving your grave?”
Everyone in the Family Is a Top Star, But I’m a Nobody
The world is one giant slapdash production, and I somehow drift through it anyway.
My father is a financial tycoon, but I can barely handle addition and subtraction under ten. My mother is a gorgeous award-winning actress, while I look perfectly ordinary. My brother held his first solo art exhibition at four, while at five I was still toddling after him babbling nonsense.
Even our maid, Wang Ma, and our butler, Uncle Chen, turned out to be retired legends hiding in plain sight.
Thankfully, all of them adored me. I slowly made peace with being ordinary.
Then one day, a genius girl who had gone viral online showed up at our door and demanded that I give her back her place as the real daughter of the Su family.
Wonderful. The worry that had been hanging over me for years finally dropped dead.
The Final Wish Diaries
In the first year after my divorce, I announced my retirement from the scene.
Everyone said I had gone mad after being abandoned by Lu Xiao.
Until one day, a Wish Blogger’s video shot to the top of the trending searches.
My video was split into seven episodes.
Those were the last fragments of my life, flashing by like a carousel.
The title of the first episode was:
[By the time you see this video, I will already be gone.]
Spring Scenery and Broken Joy
For six years after marrying into Xiping Marquis Manor, I spent six years a living widow.
My husband was stationed at the Northern Frontier, yet somehow found time in the midst of his duties to fall madly in love with another woman.
She was beautiful and strong, able to ride tall warhorses, wield a long spear, and read the art of war.
She fought shoulder to shoulder with my husband on the battlefield, killing the enemy.
The people and soldiers of the border city all called her the General’s Lady.
As for me, the true General’s Lady, no one even knew I existed. She was the eagle of the Northern Frontier.
I was a sparrow trapped in the inner courtyard.
But disaster was already creeping closer.
After the Dissolution Notice Was Issued
The woman my husband had always pined for was parachuted in as my intern.
She sobbed and accused me of bullying her, and for the first time, my husband raised a hand against me.
The next day, I returned to the company with the group’s dissolution notice in hand.
Only then did they realize that his position as deputy general manager-and the entire office building-were both mine to control.
I’m Not Your Second Choice
On Xu Anran’s wedding day, my lover jumped from the eighteenth floor.
When I opened the door to his studio, it was filled with portraits of Xu Anran.
The brushstrokes were rough and intense, yet carried the fervor of his boundless love.
A friend said, “Shen Qingqie loved Anran for ten years. She was his only light.”
When I opened my eyes again, I saw Shen Qingqie being cornered by the school bully in the classroom. I silently closed the door.
Later, he knocked on my window in the rain, his voice hoarse and full of despair.
“Ranran, don’t you want me anymore…?”