Fantasy
Tomorrow Will Be a Fine Day
The way I went from a Little Beggar to the Heir Apparent’s fiancée felt like a dream.
That day, I was crouched on the ground, gnawing on a coarse corn bun while watching two nobles argue.
They were like a pair of fighting roosters. It made for excellent dinner entertainment.
The Girl in Red sneered. “I would rather marry a fool or an idiot than ever marry a useless good-for-nothing like you!”
The Brocade-clad Youth roared back, “I would rather marry a chicken, marry a duck…” Halfway through, he pointed at me.
“I’d rather marry this Little Beggar than ever marry you!”
The Girl in Red looked at my dazed, foolish expression and laughed from sheer anger.
Her voice went taut as she said, “Fine! If you don’t marry her, you’re a cowardly bastard!”
After Stepping on the God’s Footprint
After stepping into a giant footprint out in the wilderness… I got pregnant.
It was such an outrageous thing that, naturally, my mother refused to believe it.
She slapped me across the face right off the bat and demanded to know which man I’d been sneaking into the woods with.
I clutched my cheek and didn’t dare make a sound.
In an attempt to salvage a little dignity, Mother had me put on a Heaven’s Headdress, implying that this child had no father and was a gift from the heavens.
Who would have thought that, as dusk approached, people really did descend from the sky?
Every last one of them was bristling with righteous fury, their eyes red-rimmed, looking even more wronged than I did.
“My Lord was born divine. He is the King of the State, and the Universal Lord besides. How could he possibly have anything to do with some village woman from the countryside?”
“Speak. What exactly did you do?!”
Thinking back to that enormous, awe-inspiring footprint from last night, I was completely bewildered.
“Me? I just… shivered on top of it?” -After Stepping on the God’s Footprint This story is adapted from the ancient myth of “the Jiang Maiden conceiving after stepping in a footprint.”
Basically, it’s a story about the female lead raising a child, the male lead also raising a child, or the two of them raising a child together.
Tears That Brought Her to Life
The Chang’e in Yu Hebai’s painting came to life.
She descended gracefully into the mortal world, and Yu Hebai worshipped her as a Goddess.
So completely that he forgot all about his engagement to me.
Clutching the marriage contract, I went to the Yu family estate to demand an explanation from Yu Hebai.
But the moment I stepped through the gates of the Yu family courtyard, I couldn’t help shaking my head.
My first thought was: What kind of Chang’e is this supposed to be?
My second thought was: She was nowhere near the woman who had stayed at my house last night.
Yin-Yang Dog
I am blind, and I make my living reading feng shui.
That day, a seductive woman came to my fortune-telling stall and said she dreamed every night of a man coming to see her.
After I went to her home, the dog she kept caught my attention.
It was clearly a Yin-Yang Dog!
Awakening the Orchid Fate
Spending the night in an abandoned temple, I found a thin gauze handkerchief wreathed in fragrance. After nightfall, someone murmured beneath the window:
“My lady, have you perchance seen the handkerchief this humble scholar left behind?”
Through the crack in the door, the figure outside looked so ethereal that it seemed he might drift away on the wind at any moment.
At his words, I couldn’t help recalling the rumors about this place.
They said this temple had been abandoned for ages, and that seductive ghosts haunted the area. Any traveler who got entangled with them would either have their essence sucked dry or be dragged into another world, vanishing without a trace.
With that in mind, I hurriedly cracked open the window and tossed out the piece of cloth I had used to wipe the floor, the windowsill, and my stinky feet.
The other party caught it with lightning-fast reflexes.
Then he stared down at the gauze scarf in his hand, now crumpled and ruined like dried pickled greens, and fell into deep contemplation.
She Is a Star
Chapter 0
After my father beat me to death in a drunken rage, I was reborn as my grandmother’s best friend-an obstetrician-gynecologist.
Grandma asked anxiously, “Xiao Fang, is the baby healthy?”
I said, “It’s brain-damaged. I recommend aborting it.”
The Perfect Wedding of the Witch and Vampire
I am a newly appointed NPC in a horror instance.
On the third night after successfully starting work as a Maid in the Ancient Castle,
I sneaked into the room of the instance Boss with a little tail trailing behind me.
The Vampire Boss, who had been waiting for a long time, had his shirt collar wide open, faintly revealing the metallic sheen of a chain underneath.
I raised my hand to cup his handsome face as he tried to lean in and kiss me, but I only rubbed noses with him affectionately:
“Darling, our secret has been discovered.”
“If you want a reward, you’ll have to deal with those rats first.”
I’m Crazy About Clearing Levels in the Horror Game
When Chu Yue woke up, he found himself thrown into a horror escape game.
A White Fox calmly informed him that this Instance had a one hundred percent mortality rate, and a bratty little kid would try to yank his pajamas off at the slightest provocation. After several days of clawing his way through just to stay alive, Chu Yue finally made it out of the game-only to realize it seemed he’d brought something… unbelievable back with him.
The fancy chocolates a client from the company had given him? Gone.
The jelly his little niece had left at his place? Gone.
The premium whiskey his friend had gifted him for his birthday? Gone.
Chu Yue: “You can eat my stuff, fine, but could you not scare me in the middle of the night?”
Someone: “I have to keep an eye on you. If you suddenly decide to run away, I can always just eat you instead.”
Chu Yue: “…”
A few days later, when he entered the game again, he came prepared.
Chu Yue understood one thing very clearly: he was different from the other players who were dragged into this game.
He was entering the game to have his wish granted-and even more so, to pay off a debt…
“Player 099’s redemption challenge has begun. Are you ready?”
One Thousand and Three Nights
My virginity was sold by my family to a seventy-year-old tycoon for the steep price of one million yuan.
The price was fair, all things considered. After all, I wasn’t just selling my virtue; I was selling my life.
On our wedding night, the old man squeezed my throat and asked, “Do you have any final wishes?”
To stay alive, I told him three stories.
And then, I made a prophecy.
“You will die within my third story.”
The Runaway Prince at My Door
I became a simpleton while saving my childhood friend.
He promised to repay me by finding me a good husband.
“Tonight, a man will collapse at your doorstep,” he told me. “That is the husband I have chosen for you.”
I followed his instructions to the letter.
Half a year later, my childhood friend returned from the borderlands.
I excitedly introduced my husband to him:
“This is the husband you picked for me back then. He’s a wonderful man, and he even said he wants to make me his Crown Princess.”
He froze in his tracks, his face turning deathly pale.
“It was supposed to be a beggar… How could it be the… Crown Prince?!”