Drama
The Jade-Hairpin Beauty
My sister took my jade hairpin, then used it to frame me for an illicit palace affair.
Our parents and my fiancé begged me to take the blame.
Three years of torment ended with my death.
When I opened my eyes again, I was kneeling before the emperor on the day it all began.
This time, I would spare none of them.
Unwilling to Meet Again
I knew nothing of the zither, chess, calligraphy, or painting.
Before I married Yu Huaiqian, the matchmaker asked me what I was good at.
I thought for a long while, then said,
“Picking rice.”
The whole room burst into laughter.
Yu Huaiqian laughed too, but there was no mockery in it.
He said, “Being able to pick rice is quite good. A household still has to eat.”
He was a famously refined young gentleman of the capital.
Everyone thought he should have married that childhood sweetheart of his, the one who could compose lyrics.
But he married me.
After the wedding, we each did our part and supported each other.
I asked him if he ever found me dull.
He placed a chopstickful of greens into my bowl. “Dull is good. I’ve heard enough of all that outside.”
I remembered those words for a very long time.
Until his childhood sweetheart broke off her engagement and returned to the capital.
At the Qushui Banquet, she casually recited a single line from a new lyric.
The wine cup in Yu Huaiqian’s hand froze in midair.
After the banquet ended, he sat in the study and filled an entire page with that one line.
I picked up the paper and looked at him. He immediately reached out to snatch it away.
“Don’t look.”
I asked, “Is it so good that I can’t see it?”
He was silent for a moment, then his voice lowered.
“You wouldn’t understand anyway. Why insist on asking?”
Arrogance
My husband brought home a young woman.
I waited for her to bow and pay her respects, but she started shouting that “all people are born equal.”
I suggested she become his concubine, and she clung to my husband, demanding “one man, one woman, for one lifetime.”
My husband told me to be more accommodating toward her.
I was silent for a long while.
Then I kicked him straight into the sewage ditch.
“You’re the one who’s born equal to dogs. The two of you can go be a pair of dogs for life!”
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
Deadly First Love
The boy I’d secretly loved was expelled from school for protecting his childhood sweetheart.
Years later, I became the most famous talent manager in the industry and ran into him waiting tables at a restaurant.
He had long since forgotten me, but I still wanted to give him a chance. I asked him, “Xie Xingyun, do you want to be an actor?”
He came with me.
It took me three years to transform him from a waiter carrying plates into the entertainment industry’s hottest new star.
Then the childhood sweetheart he’d protected all those years ago came looking for him.
Ballad of the Benevolent Phoenix
Lady Wang and I went into labor on the same day.
She bore a son, while I bore a daughter.
When I awoke, lines of floating comments suddenly appeared in the air.
[The supporting woman is going to die of rage when she finds out the emperor switched her son for some stray girl.]
[With a family like hers, do you think the emperor would ever have risked letting her get pregnant if it weren’t for our precious Lulu?]
[The emperor is willing to corrupt the imperial bloodline for Lulu. The god of pure love has fallen!]
The next moment, Pei Yangxi carried the baby girl to my bedside.
“Ah Ci, look how adorable our child is.”
A Play Beyond the Clouds
My celebrated fiancé casts me aside for the brilliant female thief who became his partner in solving the capital’s most sensational cases.
Branded a discarded woman, I am forced by imperial decree to marry Li Fu, an unlettered general whose rough manners could not be further from the refined husband I once imagined.
Yet beneath his beard and battle scars lies a loyalty steadier than any storybook romance, while I discover that managing a difficult household may demand more courage than grieving a broken engagement.
When the applause fades and ordinary life begins, both Gu Huaichuan and I learn which kind of love can truly survive beyond the stage.
My Mother Transmigrated into a Novel
On the day Ran Ling returned to the capital in triumph, his long-lost first love was brought back to him.
She had once cast aside reputation and status to elope with him, and he had once taken a sword for her.
Everyone said the star-crossed lovers of their youth would finally get the happy ending they had been denied.
But I wasn’t worried, because my mother had transmigrated into this novel—and I was a devoted mama’s girl.
It didn’t matter what anyone schemed against me; I was the hollow rose my mother had raised.
Safe and Sound
On the second day of the tenth lunar month, the great warlord Lu Zhi took a second concubine: Song Anran, the youngest daughter of the chairman of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce.
Lu Zhi had made a name for himself in recent years.
He had won battle after battle, commanded a formidable army, and wielded immense power—but surely not so much that the chairman of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce would deliver his own daughter to him as a concubine.
Oh, but it was.
My father did exactly that.
When the Wild Goose Returns
After Shen Linzhang fell from his horse and lost his memory, the House of Shen fell out of imperial favor.
Everyone avoided them as if they carried the plague.
Only I begged my father to let me marry into the Shen household at its most precarious hour.
Shen Linzhang had the mind of a child.
He understood nothing of worldly affairs; he knew only that I was his wife.
Three years later, the woman general who had guarded the frontier rode back to the capital.
The instant he saw her, Shen Linzhang was seized by a splitting headache.
A moment later, he abandoned me, vaulted onto a horse, and galloped after her.
When we met again, his eyes were clear.
He handed me a letter of divorce.
He said that I had been raised in the inner courtyard like a bird in a cage and had never seen how vast the world was.
He declared that the love of his life was a brilliant, valiant woman general like Feiying.
He spoke with easy arrogance, his chin held high.
Then I calmly accepted the letter.
This time, he was the one left speechless.