Drama
Shadow Play
Before she died, my closest friend gave me two things.
A piece of skin she had cut from her own body, and her lover.
She asked me to use that skin to make a shadow puppet for the opera…
I think I understood what she meant. She was telling me: Ah Mei, I’m giving you a generous gift. You should return the favor-kill someone for me.
Her 1107 Substitute
My wife and I were a couple of influencers with over a million followers.
After she passed away, the account stopped updating.
Until one day, a stranger sent me a private message.
“I look a lot like her.
“I can be her double.”
May Fourth Love Letters
Liu Xingzhi is dead.
His wife traveled all the way from Wuxi to Beiping to invite me to the funeral.
She did so because among his personal effects, there were dozens of letters, every single one of them addressed to me.
Yet, in the past ten years, I had only met him seven times.
The Most Ordinary Old Lady
On her seventieth birthday, Song Xiaotao found an unconscious young man in her vegetable patch. Judging by her years of experience cracking melon seeds and shooting the breeze at the village entrance, this fellow was clearly trouble. Yet, she brought him home anyway. Song Xiaotao had seen off her last living relative ten years ago. Even if he brought a calamity that wiped out her entire household, she was the only one left to go. When the young man came to and saw Song Xiaotao’s wizened face, his vision swam, and he nearly blacked out again. Heavenly Bodhisattva, why was his Love Tribulation partner an old woman?!
Princess, Please Take Responsibility
I drunkenly took advantage of the New Top Scholar. The next day, I waved a hand and offered him compensation.
To my surprise, he turned around and grabbed a rope, intent on hanging himself. I hurriedly promised him gold, shops, and a grand mansion.
He let go of the rope only to try and bash his head against the wall. I held him tight, refusing to let go. “A rank three position in two years, and entry into the Grand Secretariat in three!”
He silently drew a blade. I was completely out of options. “Could it be… you want This Princess to take responsibility?”
He sheathed the knife, lowered his eyes, and whispered, “…That would suffice.”
Marrying the Sickly Eunuch
The world says that Cheng Xiu, the Director of the Eastern Depot, is sinister, cruel, treacherous, and ruthless.
The world is right.
I have always been competitive to a fault. When my elder sister from the legal wife fainted, I shoved the Regent Prince aside and carried her back to her chambers myself.
When my elder sister from a concubine fell into the water, I outstripped the Young Marquis to rescue her and bring her to shore.
When the Second Prince was about to win at pitch-pot, I fired two arrows simultaneously into the ears of the pot, snatching first place for myself.
At a palace banquet, Zhao Wangjian-who grew up with me-bet that I wouldn’t dare kick the Neighboring Country Prince in the backside. I laughed; there was nothing in this world I didn’t dare to do. I followed the prince into a small grove, but when I woke up, I was lying beneath Cheng Xiu.
He asked if I wanted to marry him.
Who would have thought? It turns out there actually is something in this world I don’t dare to do.
Fragrant Intrigue
I am the dowry maid for the legitimate daughter of the Shen Manor.
Last night, I woke up in the Heir’s bed.
Now, the servants of the entire manor are pointing and whispering at me: “A lowly wench like this deserves to be beaten to death with clubs!”
Shen Yujiao sat regally at the head of the hall. “In that case, let’s just promote her to a Concubine.”
She watched with a smile as I knelt and kowtowed to thank her for her mercy.
Yet, I caught the scent of Hehuan Powder in the air.
That was the very incense I had blended with my own hands for her husband’s use.
Puppy, Please Disperse the Gloom
I was married to Chi Ni for three years.
It wasn’t until after his death that I discovered his morbid, obsessive longing for me through his diary.
“I’m so jealous of the Young Lady’s dog. I want her to put a collar on me, too.”
“I dreamed of the Young Lady. When I woke up… I was wet again. I am a sinner.”
Clutching that diary, I was reborn into a time ten years in the past.
These were Chi Ni’s most wretched, downtrodden days.
He looked at me with a cold, detached gaze, like a wild dog that couldn’t be tamed.
I curled my finger at him with a beaming smile. “Smile for me, or I’ll kiss you until your lips are raw.”
The cold indifference he had fought so hard to maintain instantly crumbled.
Sad Things
I did something terrible back in middle school.
At the time, I didn’t think much of it. I was even relieved that no one ever found out.
But once I learned the full truth, the despair made me want to die.
A person as vile and shameless as me is surely bound for Hell.
Paranoid Star
Five years ago, I left Qi Tan in a fit of pique.
Later, after he won the Best Actor award, he stood at the Hundred Stars Awards Ceremony holding my photograph, pleading for help to find me. “My lover has been missing for a month,” he said. “Please, help me find her.”
But the news of my gruesome death had already broken countless times back in 2018. Qi Tan, however, had suffered a trauma-induced bout of amnesia, forgetting everything that happened after I died.
On the day his manager announced that Qi Tan was retiring from the industry indefinitely, the news of his suicide exploded across the headlines.