Comedy
After Eating Poisonous Mushrooms, I Thought I Was in an Erotic Novel
After eating a poisonous mushroom, I thought I’d transmigrated into an erotic novel.
I was the female lead, working as a little maid in the home of a Beijing Elite Young Master.
When I woke up and saw the male lead, I was slightly disappointed.
I muttered, “Why are there only six people? Do they get Sundays off?”
The Young Master was so angry he laughed. “If I’d known you were this wild, I never would’ve gone easy on you.”
After I sobered up, I burst into tears. “Honey, I was wrong, waaah…”
He leisurely tugged his tie loose and said darkly, “Don’t worry. On Sundays, we don’t rest. We’ll just follow the pace of that trashy little novel of yours.”
When the Moon is Full and the Flowers Bloom
Madam Shen was unable to bear children, so she wanted to buy a respectable concubine to carry on the family line for Eldest Master Shen.
A respectable concubine received two taels of silver every month, and even got to eat white rice with braised pork.
The moment I heard the news, I immediately told my mother to take me into the city to sign up.
My mother smacked me on the head and snapped, “I’ve given birth to three children, and you’re the stupidest of the lot!”
I Became the Dragon Throne, Then the Empress
The System let me customize my transmigration setup.
“Then I want to be high above everyone else, with all beneath me bowing in submission. I want to be irresistible, with every man fighting over me until they bash each other’s heads in. And in the end, absolutely no fade-to-black.”
The System took notes. [What does that last part mean?]
“It means I want plenty of scenes where I’m under men.”
[Got it. Arranging now.]
I opened my eyes, full of anticipation.
System, you damn genius!
You made me the Dragon Throne?
The Ex-Husband Keeps Courting Death
In my third year of living the high life in the Underworld, my ex-husband suddenly developed a passion for courting death.
To save him, I called in every favor I had, spent fortune after fortune, and kowtowed to King Yan until my head nearly fell off.
After a few months of this, I went from the richest soul in the Underworld to a homeless drifter.
Not only was I penniless, I also owed the Heaven and Earth Bank a massive loan.
King Yan had no idea what to do with me. After brooding over it for ages, he finally made a grand stroke of his brush:
“Permission granted for you to return to the mortal world for one day. Go collect money from the living to repay your debt.”
My Dad Took Me to Rebel
My father successfully overthrew the throne, and he didn’t know how best to gloat:
“The Deposed Emperor still has his charms, and the Former Crown Prince is quite the beauty. I bestow them both upon my daughter!”
The father and son were so enraged they spat blood.
I was even more agitated: “Why give them to me? Give them a death sentence!”
The Princess Is Plotting a Rebellion
My father rebelled, and I became a noble legitimate princess.
Then, after taking the throne, he decided to make his old flame empress and force my mother to step aside.
Who could possibly tolerate that?
I command a hundred thousand soldiers and have won glory on every battlefield, yet he wants my mother reduced to a concubine—who does he think he is?
