I woke up as the Queen Mother of Heaven.
The moment I arrived, I caught the Seventh Fairy sneaking down to the mortal world.
Naturally, I gave her my blessing.
I even thoughtfully made her a mortal body, took away her magical powers, and escorted her down myself, so she and Dong Yong could be a mortal couple in every sense.
After she left, I gathered every fairy in Heaven to watch a livestream of her life on earth.
Peaches of Immortality and celestial wine were unlimited; daily reflection papers had a three-thousand-character minimum.
Afterward, not a single young fairy yearned for mortal life again.