During the 618 sale, I was padding my cart to hit a discount threshold. I accidentally used my ex-boyfriend’s linked payment account-the one we’d never unlinked-to pay for a few pairs of men’s boxers.
“?”
My ex: “New man?”
Stubborn as ever, I bluffed, “Yeah, we just started dating. He’s way better than you.”
He replied calmly, “Looking at the purchase history, that doesn’t seem to be the case.”