My husband cheated on me.
My best friend has it even worse-her husband turned out to be gay.
I was raring to go: “Wanna get revenge?”
She clenched her teeth. “Yeah, let’s do it. Make them suffer.”
So, I swapped the lube with superglue.
She smeared chili extract all over their little toys.
That night,
our husbands ended up glued together, shaped just like the letter H.