Chapter 1
Chapter 1
I was born to slack off.
So, my father sent me into the palace to secure a permanent position for life.
On the day of the imperial selection, the Emperor sat high above and asked me about my hobbies.
I replied, “This humble servant’s hobby is slacking off.”
The wind was too loud and the distance too great; the Emperor misheard “slacking off” as “arranging orchids” and titled me Frist Attendant Lan.
Since then, I’ve lived in the palace, and as a Frist Attendant, I am constantly slacking off within its walls.
While others dance to win his favor…
Me: “This food is delicious.”
While others announce their pregnancies…
Me: “Since she’s having a baby, I don’t have to.”
While others run through the heavy rain, pounding on the palace gates…
Me: “Oh no! Better hurry back and get the laundry in!”
My main vibe is just being a passerby in the palace’s world.