Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Just yesterday evening, while the Male Lead and Female Lead were away, that scrawny, rat-faced man Xu Tianwei had slunk into my room. After a furtive glance around, he closed the door behind him.

I already knew something was wrong, but I still asked in a crisp, innocent voice, “Uncle Xu, do you need something?”

Xu Tianwei’s face flushed with an unnatural redness and lust. Looking half-conflicted and half-coaxing, he said, “Yingying, Uncle has a favor to ask. Do you think you can help me?”

Clutching my teddy bear, I looked up with a face full of ignorant confusion. “What is it?”

Xu Tianwei’s shadow stretched long across the floor, nearly swallowing my tiny silhouette.

He gave a reassuring yet greedy smile. “Uncle is feeling a bit uncomfortable here. Can Yingying help Uncle take a look?”

Hearing this, my back stiffened instantly, even before I could fully process the shock.

Xu Tianwei’s breathing grew heavy, and he furrowed his brows in a pained expression as his hands began to undo his waistband. “…It hurts a little here. It’ll feel better if Yingying just touches it for Uncle…”

Me: “??!”

Holy crap!

Holy crap!!

Holy crap!!!

Seeing me seemingly frozen, Xu Tianwei masked the impatience in his eyes and spoke in a very soft, gentle voice. “Yingying, come over and help me look. See if Uncle has grown something extra there? Just touch it for me…”

As he spoke, he reached out to take my hand.

I took a step back, dodging his hand, nearly vomiting from sheer disgust.

My god!

Damn, I ran into a pedophile!!!

Setting aside the fact that my soul is an adult, my Zombie Emperor Dad in this life had given me “human” sex education very early on. He told me that a girl’s private parts cannot be touched by anyone, and that I shouldn’t touch anyone else’s private parts either.

Dad had said grimly, “If any man dares to make you touch his, or if he tries to touch yours…”

“I’ll chop off his junk and feed it to the zombies!”

…

I curled my lips into a smile and said with innocent purity, “Uncle Xu…”

“It’s not normal to have something extra. Yingying… has a great idea to make sure it never bothers you again.”

Xu Tianwei paused, looking interested. “What kind of idea?”

A brilliant flash of light reflected in the depths of his eyes-

I pulled a dagger from the zipper on the back of my teddy bear. It was small, but sharp and piercing.

Smiling like a beautiful yet wicked sprite, I brandished the dagger, my eyes shining with startling intensity. “How about Yingying helps you cut it off?”

“Without that nasty thing causing trouble, Uncle Xu won’t feel bad anymore.”

Xu Tianwei: “?!”

Xu Tianwei: “!!!”

*Whoosh!*

The dagger shot out like a bolt of lightning, instantly thudding into the wooden bedframe right between Xu Tianwei’s legs. The hilt vibrated slightly.

Xu Tianwei looked down at the dagger buried deep in the wood inches from his crotch. “???”

Xu Tianwei: “!!!”

“Oops, I missed. Uncle Xu, stand still and don’t move. Let me try again!”

The dazed blankness in Xu Tianwei’s eyes turned into shock and terror as I pulled another dagger out of the teddy bear. His lips trembled, and he frantically grabbed a pillow to shield his groin, offering a forced, shaky laugh. “Yingying, don’t! Uncle… Uncle was just joking with you. Look at you, how could you take it seriously…”

“Joking?” I blinked. “But my dad said this kind of joke isn’t funny at all. People who make these kinds of jokes…”

My innocent, sweet smile vanished abruptly, and my voice turned as cold as a winter icicle. “…should all have their third leg chopped off.”

Xu Tianwei froze.

I raised my dagger and pointed it at him, saying coldly, “If it weren’t for the fact that your Healing Ability is still somewhat useful, and it would be hard to explain your death to Sister Yu, you’d be a corpse by now.”

“Get out.”

I didn’t expect that before I could even complain, this bastard would actually frame me first.

It looks like I’ll have to find a time to finish him off.

But…

The Male Lead and Female Lead have been quite good to me, and that creep is a member of the team. I have to test their attitude toward him first.