Modern Day
Buddha Won’t Save Me
At a family gathering, my younger sister, holding my boyfriend’s arm, beamed as she announced they were getting married.
With a room full of guests, I, dressed in monastic robes, faced their gazes with a calm expression.
Amitabha, I am a monastic.
The story of Lin Wei, the eldest daughter of the Lin Family, being forced into monastic life by her family, had long been known to all.
The Poisonous Tongue Appraiser
I’m the number one antique appraisal streamer on the entire internet.
Because I’m good at what I do, have a terrible temper, and always look like I rolled out of a dumpster, netizens jokingly call me “Mei Chaofeng.”
It’s perfectly normal for viewers who join my livestream to get roasted by me.
“Sister Chao, how do I turn on my camera?”
“Figure it out yourself. You’ve got two eggs hanging under your eyebrows, but all they do is blink instead of see.”
“Sister Chao, what do I do if I can’t switch screens?”
“You’re a living, breathing person. Don’t tell me you’re going to let a piss break kill you. Just go be stupid somewhere else.”
“Sister Chao, does this look authentic?”
“Calling that garbage would be an insult to waste sorting.”
Until the person who connected with me was a pure, handsome hunk with the sweetest, softest little vibe.
His face flushed red as he held up a pile of “junk,” fumbling all over the place.
“Sister… I’m sorry… I couldn’t figure out how to flip the camera.”
And there I was, chin propped in my hand, smiling as gentle as could be.
“It’s okay. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how. I’ll teach you, okay? No rush.”
The viewers in the livestream couldn’t sit still anymore.
[Did she just change faces???]
[Double-Standard Sister!!!]
After I found out the handsome guy’s family had gone bankrupt and he’d been forced to become a male model, I verbally advised him to get out of that line of work as soon as possible.
In my heart, however, I was already calculating how to get my hands on him for a little fun.
But later, the “junk” he took out turned out to be more valuable than the last.
Among them, that emerald gemstone haunted my every thought.
The pitiful little thing transformed into a noble young master. He loomed over me, trapping me in the corner of the bed.
The outer corner of his eye, marked with a tear mole, curved slightly as his predatory gaze swept inch by inch over my skin.
At his fair throat, the emerald swayed gently.
“Give me what I want, Sister, and I’ll give you what you want.”
Rental House Literature
After graduating from college, I moved into a shared rental with my rich second-generation boyfriend and started a business from scratch.
I was the one building the company. He was the one suffering through it with me.
Every day, I came home exhausted to our small apartment.
And every time, he would have a fragrant, steaming meal ready for me.
Life was hard, but we both felt happy.
Until one day, I saw the barrage comments:
[Oh my god, the male lead is still here suffering through this startup with his ex-girlfriend. When is the female lead finally going to show up?]
[The male lead is still too young. His parents already paved a golden road for him, but he refuses to take it and insists on staying in a rental eating instant noodles with his ex.]
[It’s fine. Once the ex-girlfriend’s startup fails and she starts drinking and getting violent, and later even cheats on him right in front of him, he’ll obediently go back and inherit the family business.]
[But honestly, summer, a rental apartment, bare skin, heads down and working hard… the sexual tension between these two is insane.]
The Ex-Husband Keeps Courting Death
In my third year of living the high life in the Underworld, my ex-husband suddenly developed a passion for courting death.
To save him, I called in every favor I had, spent fortune after fortune, and kowtowed to King Yan until my head nearly fell off.
After a few months of this, I went from the richest soul in the Underworld to a homeless drifter.
Not only was I penniless, I also owed the Heaven and Earth Bank a massive loan.
King Yan had no idea what to do with me. After brooding over it for ages, he finally made a grand stroke of his brush:
“Permission granted for you to return to the mortal world for one day. Go collect money from the living to repay your debt.”
Can Best Friends Do This?
After I died, the System gave me two options:
1. Come back to life.
2. Bring my best friend’s true love back to life.
I didn’t want to be the True Young Master everyone hated anymore. I didn’t want to keep trying to please my whole family and wronging myself in the process.
So I chose option 2.
A flash of white light passed before my eyes, and I woke up in a hospital.
The person waiting for me wasn’t my family.
It was my best friend, Lu Tinglan.
His eyes were red-rimmed as he climbed onto my bed.
My Mute Groom
On the day Song Cheng and I got married, his ex-girlfriend showed up in a wedding dress to steal him away.
“Song Cheng, I’m only going to be this brave once in my life. Are you coming with me or not?”
I looked at the panic all over Song Cheng’s face and was just about to marvel that this kind of ridiculous soap-opera scene was actually happening to me.
Then Song Cheng grabbed the emcee’s microphone and shouted, “Who the hell are you? Did you wander onto the wrong set?
“Mess with my wedding again, and I’ll punch your left eye into your right socket.”
She Is a Star
Chapter 0
After my father beat me to death in a drunken rage, I was reborn as my grandmother’s best friend-an obstetrician-gynecologist.
Grandma asked anxiously, “Xiao Fang, is the baby healthy?”
I said, “It’s brain-damaged. I recommend aborting it.”
Bizarre Blind Date
I was forced to go on a blind date.
To make the guy back off on his own, I made something up. “I’m infertile.”
The handsome man across from me looked surprised. “Well, what do you know? So am I.”
So I simply took off my coat, revealing the skintight Wangzai shirt underneath.
He raised an eyebrow and stuck out one foot, showing off his golden Chelsea boot.
Me: “…”
I’d met my match.
Transmigrated as the Female Lead of a Misery Novel, I PUA the CEO
After transmigrating into the body of a CEO’s stand-in for his unattainable first love, I started playing mind games with him.
“Since you’re treating me like her, why don’t you send me a picture of your abs first? Let me see what I’m working with.”
“You can’t even seduce me, and you think you can seduce her?”
He and His White Moonlight
The day my interview results came out, I came across a post: “How lethal can a white moonlight really be?”
The top-voted answer had only been posted a little while ago.
“I’ll tell my own story. He had a crush on me in high school, and we ran into each other a few days ago while I was job hunting.”
“Even if I’m not as capable as the others, he’ll still make me the one-in-ten-thousand choice.”
Attached was a graduation photo of them at eighteen.
The girl wore a white dress, her slim back quiet and well-behaved.
The boy had his head turned, looking at her intently, his profile clean and… familiar.
My phone trembled faintly. It was the message rejecting me after the interview.
Only then did I understand. She was Xie Qingyue’s white moonlight-and what she had killed was my future.
I would rather be a tree waiting for spring than a bird that turns back.
I could allow my feelings to fall apart completely.
But my future, my freedom, my life-none of them could afford the slightest mistake.