Modern Day
Ex-Girlfriend’s Mother Pregnant with Twins, She Cried in Panic
Introduction:
[Invincible Regret + System Training + Multiple Heroines + Path to Kingship]
[System Activated, Task Issued]
[The Host needs to go on a three-day date with Zou Shuqing]
Wang Ming: Huh? You want me to be shameless?
[No! You can’t care about your reputation~]
Female Boss: From now on, you own half the company!
A-list Actress: I’ve found something more important than my career.
Daughter of the Hall Owner: I’ll be your personal bodyguard!
Wealthy Heiress: I’ll convince my grandfather, trust me.
Years later, Wang Ming holds a Press Conference.
“May I ask, how did you go from a 4K monthly salary wage slave to the king of a nation?”
The corners of Wang Ming’s mouth lift as he recalls the first person the System bound him to.
Photo
My son was being pestered by another boy.
The teacher called and asked me to come to the school.
When I arrived, he shouted at me for the first time. “Mom, what’s wrong with me liking boys?”
I looked at him, feeling neither anger nor resentment.
I crouched down and asked him in a low voice, “Then how can you be sure that you like boys?”
Love Heart
Ten years after graduation, at a class reunion in Beijing, I saw him again.
Among a group of male classmates nearing thirty and starting to put on a bit of weight, he still looked as young and handsome as ever.
We sat far apart at the table and didn’t exchange a single word.
When the reunion ended, a light rain began to fall, and I hurried to leave.
To my surprise, he stopped my car.
“Xiao Shan.” His eyes were just as clear and transparent as they had always been.
Perhaps it was because of the rain, but there seemed to be a faint hint of urgency in his voice.
“Could you… give me a lift?”
Advising Breakup Eight Hundred Times, Finally Drinking at the Best Friend’s Wedding
I tried to persuade my best friend to break up eight hundred times, but in the end, I attended her wedding and drank her wedding wine.
On the wedding day, I sat at the main table with the guy’s strategist, both of us checking our phones and comparing notes.
We realized that every time the couple threatened to break up, it was always the two of us who got dragged into it.
Our chat histories were eerily similar.
[We broke up. This time it’s for real.]
[But what about him/her? What should I do?]
Guy’s strategist: [Maybe you should change jobs. You’d make a great clown in a circus.]
Me: [Pay me some compensation.]
Whoops, I’m Richer Than You All
On the night of my birthday, my boyfriend said he had to work overtime.
But his childhood sweetheart just posted a selfie on her WeChat Moments, holding his arm, with the caption: “No matter when, my brother will drop everything to come find me, hehe.”
My eyes burned and I couldn’t help but comment:
“What the hell are you giggling about?”
My Wife Doesn’t Want Me Anymore
My wife suddenly wanted to check my phone.
I wasn’t nervous at all.
Until she sent a message in the Brothers Group.
“Guys, guess which girl I’m with right now?”
My Husband, The Intern’s Lover
During an online meeting, the new intern accidentally turned on her camera.
Just as I was about to remind her, her boyfriend appeared on screen.
Oh, isn’t that my husband who’s been away on a business trip for a week?
Broken Love
My husband had an affair with the Married Woman downstairs.
I hid in the hallway, smoking with the Married Woman’s husband.
We didn’t dare return until they’d finished.
Later, they became even more brazen.
The Married Woman’s husband said, “I’m going to catch them in the act. What about you?”
I kept nibbling on my skewer, unconcerned.
“You go catch them, I’ll come too!”