My husband and I have been sleeping in separate rooms for two years now. We’ve grown distant, with no passion left between us.
But last night, after he’d been drinking, he climbed into my bed and went absolutely wild…
I said, “Honey, you were nothing like yourself last night!”
Later, I saw a message from an unknown number on his phone:
“You slept with my wife, so I’m going to sleep with your wife. Only then are we even!”
My husband’s latest reply was:
“Now we’re square, right!”