While staying at my brother’s place, I discovered he was keeping a man prisoner.
Terrified, I fed the man every day.
Then he licked my hand, and I couldn’t take it anymore.
I called my brother on video to demand an explanation.
“Can’t you let your prisoner go?
This is a crime!
You’ve driven him mad!”
My brother, away on business, shrieked.
“Wait.
I moved ages ago.
Didn’t I tell you?”
“Sis, I think you’ve broken into someone else’s home.”